I am not a neat freak but I have assigned a place to each object in my home.

Of course my husband happily ignores it.

He doesn’t have the mental nor the physical capacity to put the dirty dishes in the dishwasher so I didn’t expect him to put the toaster back to where it belongs each morning.

So I had this brilliant idea: I placed the toaster on his way on the floor so he’d bump to it and hopefully hurt his toes.

It worked, although I had to hear to some unpleasant f* words.

But he never left the toaster on the counter again.

I am soooo mean!!!!